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Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.
I'm not a perv, I just have cyroaudiovascularmalexia. It's terminal.
by walmrrt December 05, 2018
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terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. To treat it you need something warm, soft, and preferably gentle, to get the blood flowing to your ears. If untreated your ears will fall off the disease will eventually spread to the brain, resulting in death. The easiest way to treat this is by having a girl (preferably thicc and pretty) to put her breasts, butt, or thighs on your head. Her soft and warm parts are most recommend.
Hey, I’m not a perv! Cyroaudiovascularmalexia is a real disease!
by Eat_beans August 12, 2019
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